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Poop Cannon

Poopo Explodo Exo Tubo est Yucko

Created on 2005-09-17 04:47:35 (#8312378), last updated 2009-03-26

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Name:Matt
Birthdate:02-27
Location:Redmond, Washington, United States
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I'm intensely boring. There isn't a single subject that you can think of that I couldn't reduce to a dry, dull husk of ennui. I'm so boring in fact when I start to speak, its not uncommon for peoples lower intestinal tracts to convulse painfully begging for something more exciting to do. You know that guy in high school who was obsessed with library cataloging systems and couldn't speak in anything but the driest of monotones? I'm worse.

Its been reckoned that my mere presence could be weaponized by having me speak on loudspeakers on subject that interest me at length, causing all opposition forces to seriously consider suicide or surrender from the terrible monotony of my presence.
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